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Cassandra

Cassandra Foot Voyeur

Model: Cassandra

Release Date: 2017-06-30

When she's bored - and she often times is - Cassandra will pass the time by waving her feet like bunny rabbit ears and doing cartoon character impersonations. Depending on the weather, sometimes she'll even get good reception on her TV. Asked why she does this, Cassandra said she can't afford basic cable right now. It was suggested that she find an accommodating man, wise in the ways of cable, and wiggle her toes at him. Which she did. She found a man named Lubrezio who used to specialize in organizing military juntas. Now he spends his days entertaining bored house wives doing card tricks and massaging their aching insteps. Cassandra gets 700 channels of cable for free, now. And she's really bored. Any suggestions?

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