Renowned sexual physicist Evan Cockings is in town and he's looking to sow some oats with local swingers. In his sights are lovely Leilani's pale soles and moist black hole. The black-body radiation she's emanating has a profound effect on the chair-bound intellectual: Evan rises from his position and leaps cock-first into Leilani's size 7s! With newfound vigor, the professor bends space, time and Leilani's tiny frame as he tries to find out whether or not spunk can escape from her sole horizon!